But the Death Star's gonna get built either way. And don't you think the architect of the Death Star is pretty psyched to have that thing on his space resume? I mean, yes, his design was flawed in the sense that a single bullet fired into a particular vent would explode the whole thing. Ted: For all we know, that was the contractor's fault. Marshall: But that won't happen on your watch.
You know why? Because you're Ted Mosby! And you are gonna design the most beautiful, ventless, Rebel-proof building in Manhattan, with clearly marked emergency stops for every trash compactor on the detention level.
Quote from How Lily Stole Christmas. Robin: You have to go home and get to bed. Barney: Oh, Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north, let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body. You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story. Yeah, in two minutes, I'm going to pound a sixer of Red Bull, hop in a cab, play a couple of hours of laser tag, maybe get a spray-on tan.
It's gonna be legen Wait for it Barney: There's no way she's above the line on the hot-crazy scale. Ted: She's not even on the hot-crazy scale. She's just hot. Robin: Wait, hot-crazy scale? Barney: Let me illustrate. A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's this crazy, she has to be this hot. If she's this crazy, she has to be this hot. You want the girl to be above this line, also known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal. This girl I dated, she played jump rope with that line.
She'd shave her head, then lose ten pounds. Barney has planned for months to see Lily's boobs when she clearly doesn't want to show him anything, and Marshall doesn't do much to stop it happening. And all over a tie? That's creepy. In season five, Robin's co-worker Don invites her to a party in his apartment.
She shows up, knocks on his door, and Don says to come in. When she walks in, Don is naked in his apartment alone. He then admits that he lied about the party because he knew that was the only way he could "lure" her over to his apartment.
Absolutely disgusting. It's like a real-life dick pic. It's not funny to get naked in front of someone without their consent. In this episode, Robin says: "If these girls are dumb enough to fall for this crap, they have it coming. One of the many things that always kinda bugged me was that the three males in the show were respectively an architect, a lawyer and a successful businessman whereas the two women were a somewhat struggling journalist and a kindergarten teacher.
At its roots it was never going to be a groundbreaking show. The fact that Robin was slut-shamed for sleeping with The Naked Man but Ted and Barney could get dozens of women and they were alluded to as heroes. Robin got so much shit for not wanting kids and wanting to focus on her career. But what was especially problematic was the fact that Ted thought he could just "change her mind. They couldn't just keep it with Robin not wanting to have children — a perfectly valid choice. Instead she goes in for a pregnancy test and is just told she's completely barren, which of course prompts her to realise she does want children after all!
Of course, because all women have to! Literally everything Barney does to get Robin to marry him. He lies to her and tricks her into it, and in the end their marriage doesn't even work out. How does Robin go from being this strong independent woman to dating a sleaze-bag like Barney? Totally ruined the character for me. Ted constantly refuses to take "no" for an answer and move on. He does it again and again with women in the series and it's creepy.
He almost takes "no" as a challenge and it's constantly portrayed as if it's OK. Time to delete the contact! Barney visits Ted at work. Ted immediately believes that Barney is sleeping with one of his students. Will Ted do it? Ted still says NO…. Hi, Rachel. They totally pull focus up from that chin situation you got going on. You stick with it. To Ted cheers. I miss the chase. I keep getting sweat on my suit. And, Ted is loving the attention from Barney because who else noticed his new vest?
Barney did. She tells Robin she could smell the poop all the way down the hall. What did Robin do? Next, Robin tries the same with Marshall. But, Robin deletes Don…for real this time. Barney is no longer putting the moves on Ted.
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